Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.

Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"

by Superood February 18, 2023

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010

Junk Space

The amount of room for male genitalia in a given pair of underwear.

Dude why is your hand in your pants?
I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.

by KAEDENBENNETT September 17, 2012

Junk

"It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called Junk"

Person 1: Will you please fondle my junk.

Person 2: Sure.

by fiery_y_king March 9, 2020

Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.

He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."

by Retorter February 19, 2012

junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.

She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.

by Plasmaguy January 29, 2016

Junk Love

Meaning: An attitude towards love where love only means lust. No kind of emotional attachment or connection, just hooking up one after another and it continues until it burns the person out.

This neologism inspired from the word 'Junk Food'—'Junk Food' or 'Junk Love'—both are harmful.

"After he broke up with her, he is into Junk Love. Does he find fulfillment? I doubt."

by retiredretardreturns June 26, 2024