Jet Neptune

Popular comedian and American pornographic actor Sam Hyde's sidechick. He is a proud homosexual man with a fragile ego who often finds himself in petty online drama. Used to be a musician but that didn't work out.

X: Shalom brother Y, can you help me with my homework?? I swear I won't turn my back on you after it's done.
Y: Yeah, just don't Jet Neptune me.

by Samiul Haider December 19, 2023

The Jet Life

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)

I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.

by TheJetLife May 13, 2011

Crashing a Jet

verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.

Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!

by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011

Jet Feets

Running fast or making someone else run.

I had him running Jet Feets last night.

by BKwho November 6, 2022

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

jet strike

the act of bowling a strike while making jet noises

a jet strike is the only way to make bowling fun

by jet striker June 3, 2011

Jet Puff’d

When a man gets too drunk, and wakes up the next morning with his entire dick and balls forced into a container of Jet Puff marshmallow crème

Brett woke up the next day confused and concerned, because his entire dick and balls had been forced into a container of Jet Puff. His friends then broke the unfortunate news that he has been “Jet Puff’d”.

by Copenhagen Joe February 17, 2025