ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

Fires in Co

A cool club in Colorado

But this is serious def look this club up and try to help

Hey you wanna got check out fires in co?

by Hacks October 21, 2020

Co

Type of slang used most commonly used by hood rats of new zealand, its just another way of getting one attention

Example: is that us Co
Over here Co
He's comming Co

by The real tofo November 5, 2020

Fla men co

ummm stupid ummm youtuber? YES, ummmm ok.

ummmm r u, fla men co

by umm no. September 29, 2020

cheerleading or co-signing

Giving your opinion when your not part of the conversion. ....when its neither wanted nor needed.

The guy piped up from the peanut gallery with some shit that had nothing to do with what we were taking about, then someone shouted "hey fucko, we don't need any cheerleading or co-signing! "

by Wooderbone March 28, 2017

co-jerk

The act of jerking off with your and your partners hand while hands are clasped around your penis.

How about co-jerk before bed?

by darknasty May 26, 2017

Co-op of Hipsters

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.

"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."

by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017