a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She was a poser, but everybody seemed to respect her for some reason. It might have been her bank account.
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Get the poser mug.a poser is someone who acts upon something they’re not, mostly just for attention or to look good. sarah is a fake surfer girl, jeep girl, chill girl, and fake trendy girl. she claims she’s been a great fan of classic rock forever but can’t name 5 songs from led zep, calls herself a “dead head” but didn’t know what it was until mentioned and can’t name at least 3 dead songs, and is also buying posters to put in her early 2000s aqua room made for 5th graders already filled with printed out darren criss pics and palm tree paintings. and yet worst of all. she is 19, and still didn’t know what weed cigs looked like, and STILL oh god i hate to say it... a virgin😬😬😬
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The poser said he/she didnt care what anybody thought of him/her and that he/she wasnt a prude, but his/her actions showed someone who cared desperately about what people thought of him/her.
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