Mark of the Geek

When their right hand has a red spot from it laying on the mousepad too long and their left hand has a red line from it laying on the edge of the keyboard too long, usually a sign that they have been playing an rpg game too much.

Guy 1: ...Hey. *tired*
Guy 2: You look horrible! Have you been up all night?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Let me see your hands. Yep, you have the mark of the geek, you've been up playing that rpg game!

by TheElephantInDenim August 15, 2011

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Swan Mark

Any bruising that results from rough sex. E

sp if the bruising causes outsiders to believe that you are in an abusive relationship.

The term comes from the Twilight series. Specifically, the injuries Bell Swan-Cullen sustained during her honeymoon in Breaking Dawn.

Girl 1: Hey, what's up with that bruise on your arm? Did someone hit you?

Girl 2: Nah, it's just a Swan mark

Girl 1: Good on ya!

by RaritySparkle December 17, 2011

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Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

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manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

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