Canadian Windpipe

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.

"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman

by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019

Canadian Aloha

To take someone into the woods for the express purpose of sodomy. Can mean 'hello' or 'goodbye'.

Although a relatively young organization at the time, by the mid-1930's, The Boy Scouts of America had perfected the Canadian Aloha, with some help from the Catholic Church.

by Birdiebrain420 April 15, 2020

Canadian Dodgeball

Free for all dodgeball / teamless dodgeball

Tim- "Wanna play some Canadian Dodgeball later?"
John- "Grow up, Tim"

by gdfhdfghdfghdfgh January 20, 2021

Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

Canadian Bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)

We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

canadian coldhole

The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.

Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!

by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

Canadian Orgasm

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

by Salty Giraffe Poo January 1, 2022