fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.

1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!

by Dan of Earth February 20, 2005

dog brain

a dumbass or mentally challenged person

Don't chug the Pepto Bismal, dog brain!

by Beavis Bung Wipe ogre shamdoe flava lasa May 13, 2005

Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.

Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash

by SkyCharger November 2, 2008

lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.

That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.

by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006

brain sucking

to suck out other peoples thoughts, thust making ones self smarter, and leaving the others thoughtless.

dude, brooke totaly just sucked kaity's brain. now she can't even remember owls. i think shes addicted to brain sucking.

by ollyfordgertnator February 25, 2009

Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.

Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.

by NinjaGing January 23, 2020

brain viagra

the act of needing a dirrty phrase or word but are inable to think of it

I need brain viagra

by tripolar92 & Sara January 17, 2009