Auto boof

When ones asshole becomes a vacuum

I don't know how I accidentally got all of that up my ass I must have just been auto boofing

by Dp5219143052 August 12, 2025

Boofing

The act of being extremely or overly fluffy

My dog has been boofing so much lalely

by Chrisceon December 16, 2018

Boof

Used amongst members of the Army as a noun or verb, boof/boofing/boofed, to refer to vapes/vaping.

Soldier 1: "Let me hit that boof Sergeant"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"

by Shenobie March 16, 2023

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Boof

Either a big dog, or an affectionate name for a boyfriend whom you are not actually dating.

Did you seen Susan’s new Boof? He’s so fluffy; Did you see Susan’s new Boof? He’s so hot!

by wl/dv December 17, 2019

infinity boof

When you're in a human centipede and everyone boofs the person in front, but the circle is large enough to come full boof circle in a glorious "infinity boof."

James and I were at a party Friday, and we saw a full-fledged Infinity Boof when someone broke out the blow.

by Mkd222 December 3, 2020

Boofed

Boof: *not sexual*

To wreck someone in battle/in a fight; To destroy someone.

To win a fight.

Ronny was boofed in the battle against James.

"Did you boof the opponent?"

by Philosophy supreme March 17, 2021