Australian

someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction

"hey Paul are you australian?" "yea." "fuck you and your toilet Paul"

by the penn November 28, 2019

Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.

My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.

by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024

Australian Milking

When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth

Yo why does your girl have milk coming out her nose?

Oh I just gave a her a Australian Milking

by mozzy the aussie May 9, 2021

Australian custard

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.

"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"

by grumble bundle November 1, 2020

Australian Joey

The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.

1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!

by spriggan. September 13, 2023

Australian

The Texan version of Britain

Are you Australian?
"Yeh owd ye kno m8?"

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Australian Ponytail

Another term for a bush. Ponytail down under.

“Wow she has a bush!”
“That’s her Australian Ponytail”

by Ms mama February 24, 2025