Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.
Yo Ava, who is he?
Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
by avadabest1 November 26, 2021
When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021
Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!
by BekahBooVT July 16, 2019
She’s the most amazing girl you will ever meet. You could never find anyone better to be with in your life. Crystal loves to cook and dreams of becoming a chef in the future. Also she is the sports type either, she more of the artsy person in life.
by Bsalaz February 13, 2018
A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 03, 2022
Did you see those two women?
Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.
Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?
Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.
Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.
Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.
Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?
Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.
Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.
by CaCa City Roundup August 11, 2022