Two Theory

When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.
Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".

Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
by two theorizer April 04, 2010
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two-facebooker

someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.
what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker
by howareya79 March 19, 2011
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Terrible Two’s

The terrible two’s definition should be changed from being “the age of two” to being the age starting from a year and a half to the age of three” because the terrible two’s always last for two complete years not just one complete year.
Oh my, I can see the terrible two’s are beginning for little Sarah. She’s barely one and a half. It’s going to be a long two years.
by mymartin1970 December 31, 2021
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track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.
When she's on her period, stick it in track two.
by freehawk January 20, 2015
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Two In The Chamber

The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.
Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.
by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021
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two sheep

for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep
by sky high October 29, 2008
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Two-Dividual

Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"
Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"
by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 07, 2023
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