two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row

Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!

by Frank Rofsherlec May 6, 2007

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

trick or two

When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.

The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.

by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017

two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.

After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.

by W34 January 5, 2018

Two Draw

When passing round a zoot each person partaking get their turn to smoke, This is refered to as 'two draw'.

"yo blud! I beg you that zoot fam, Me 'afi tek Two Draw an' shot a ting on road, ya get me?

by Double.J October 27, 2008

two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

two cups

Your bladder.
Come's from the thought that you can hold two cups before you explode.

Random Person #1: OMG, where's the bathroom? My two cups are full!

Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.

by Bizzi January 20, 2008