short kamikaze

The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.

I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night

by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016

airplane shorts

Shorts that women wear that are so lose when they bend over you can see right into the cockpit.

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That chicks airplane shorts are so nice you can see her landing strip!

by Concretecarver January 17, 2018

Pink Shorts

A teenage boy at the beach who simps for muscular dudes

You'll likely find him where a football is being thrown around, he might ask you to flex for him.

Pink Shorts: Come to the vineyard with me, we'll eat finger sandwiches...

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 30, 2023

pink shorts

When a man or woman wears almost skin color shorts and sits legs akimbo, thus giving the appearance on nudity, without genitals or pubic hair.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! That man has no genitals! Is he a Barbie doll?
Person 2: Nah it's just pink shorts

by rinopie April 01, 2016

short alex

aka no life discord mod neigh neigh grass eating headass horse looking bitch. zero hoes looking bitch. get zero play bitch. You'll always be taller then that water bottle boy

IQ level; 2.1

average person: omg look!! your taller than short alex!

sigma: Its not that hard yk

by Short Alex March 12, 2022

The big short

Adjective phrase thing (i can't remember name im too lazy) used to decribe someone who is very short, usually 5'00 or under

Friend: I'm 4'9
Me: You are the big short

by Jusyes February 07, 2021

Short Jeffy

Synonymous with a Slim Jim, the delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick.

Wherever I go I bring along my Short Jeffy.

by Greekoh January 06, 2009