Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.
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by Grimmy Noah January 20, 2021
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by i dont know February 18, 2021
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A silhouette I see
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By that tree in the meadow
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With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die
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