A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.
by Wise Teller May 15, 2019
by thepaupaldaddy May 11, 2011
(function: noun)
(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
(pronunciation: feys-twit)
1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.
3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.
3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.
by dickdog75 June 08, 2011
by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010
by I am Shoto from UA April 08, 2021
When one ejaculates into another ones rectum followed by pull out maneuver which results in a cumshit on the recipients face or hands.
Last night I got totally "Marble Faced".
Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".
I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.
Did you hear the time Jenna "Marbled Face".
I got surprised "Marble Faced" last night.
by VisualistTV December 16, 2018