Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.

Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."

by Pripyat November 28, 2020

U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!

by Dirtymyrtlelandshark August 31, 2022

barking tires

Peeling out, burning rubber. The sound made when one floors it causing the tires on a car or truck to squeal loudly.

After the car meet people stood on the sidewalk to watch the cars drive away. They were all barking tires as they left.

by Uh_Cool_Dood January 8, 2022

Brain tired

When you aren't physically tired, but you can't put much effort into what you're doing, like being emotionally tired but as soon as you change what you're doing to something you'd prefer to do then you'll have all your energy back

"You alright? You seem pretty tired."
"I'll be alright, I'm just brain tired"

by AndrosLesbian August 2, 2023

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Oklahoma tire swing

You know exactly what it is.

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!

by Beachpartysteve December 24, 2023