VERB: The act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the woman's mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the penis prior to insertion in the surprised woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared penis IS acceptable. Tapping the penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite.
NOUN: The penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.
Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
NOUN: The penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.
Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
USAGE AS NOUN: "I pulled my dick out of her ass, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a STINKY TWINKIE."
USAGE AS VERB: "After a long while ass-fucking my woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY TWINKIE."
USAGE AS VERB: "After a long while ass-fucking my woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY TWINKIE."
by BaffleActs July 19, 2009
Get the Stinky Twinkiemug. After you finger the girl's cornhole reach around and stick your fangers in the girls nose and pull straight back. Best when done in doggy style position.
I was doing this doggy style and her was stankin so i jammed my pinky in her starfish and then reached around and put it in her nose to teach her a lesson.
by Brett November 13, 2003
Get the Stinky Pinkymug. by Skylar Orlenos November 23, 2011
Get the Stinky Petemug. A bareassed fart on someone's face. Must be within three feet of receiver. Not meant to be a fecal attack.
by 253 Gorilla February 22, 2008
Get the Kinky Stinkymug. by Tim March 27, 2010
Get the stinky petemug. by d-boy April 28, 2003
Get the Stinky Pinkymug. Sticking one or more fingers into your own ass (preferably at least to the second knuckle) and swirling said fingers into an unsuspecting victim's drink. Best done with a darker colored drink as a flavor enhancement.
by Assrael May 25, 2011
Get the Stinky Teamug.