During an awkward moment, ball up your fist vertically (like a dap) and place your other hand on top. One hand is the trunk and the other is the branches. The branches can easily vary in motion.
I was washing my hands in the Bayside High library, when I heard someone in the stall making some treacherous noises. Guess who comes walking out? Principal Belding, and he was nannied up and nervous looking. We've all been there, so out grew the Freaky Tree and we both laughed!
by Kevy-Kev April 21, 2008

by Bojackhorseman November 19, 2014

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....
Onto a tree
Onto a tree
by i dont know February 18, 2021

A name given to an odd child who was born to a household of trees. They often have poor charisma and a bad sense of humor. Nick tree is a close relative of the plankton family and is regarded as one of the lowest lifeforms on earth.
by alfred mon petit pois January 25, 2011

Giggly tree is a slang term used for only the best weed, as for many people tend to get quite giggly when smoking.
by Itdontmatterlmao January 16, 2020

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.
"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"
by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021
