Link's Law

If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.

"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."

"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."

by Waverunner December 12, 2020

sentry link

Bad Internet

Tomahawkchop309 has the worst internet ever... SENTRY LINK

by Xeno lll November 29, 2017

Gay Link

Zelda's second worst nightmare

P1: What's Zelda's worst nightmare?
P2: A gay Link?
P1: Close, but not quite there. That's her second worst nightmare.

by zeldadinosaur May 28, 2022

TP Linking

TP Linking is where you and a friend in adjacent toilet stalls use one long piece of toilet paper to wipe your asses at the same time. After which you pull it apart and the person with the longest piece gets good luck. This is the ultimate sign of friendship bonding.

"Me and Drew were TP linking at the movie bathroom the other day and I got the long piece"
"TP Linked with Stacy i feel closer as friends already"
"Yo homie wanna linkup in the bathroom later?"

by konkey234 October 1, 2020

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Link Larkin

The Hairspray King, he has his Hairspray, he does dance and then he breathes in the Hairspray. He sooooo hot. He sooooo Corny Collins Show. He in love with Tracy no matter what she way

Passerbyer: Oh Link Larkin, I love your hair!

Link: It's all in the Hairspray

by Theepicestofall August 6, 2024

Hudson/Skinny link

Hudson is the hottest mofo you will ever meet. He is tall and skinny giving him the name Skinny link. He has dark brown fluffy hair which you would call the f boy hair. His eyes are a beautiful dark blue that look into you that make you a bit scared of him which is hot. He is packin a big one if ykyk. He loves basketball and one of the top players not just in basketball but in his dating life. He has a ton of hoes on his ass but he truly only loves one girl with the dark brown eyes. So ya he is most definitely the perfect perfect boy and yes I do pray that he will Impregnate me.

Alex: Omg did he see Hudson. He is so cute I snap him so hopefully I pull him
Riley’s brain: Only if she new me and Hudson were dating
Riley: Ya totally but Idk if yk or not but he is talking to a girl…
Alex: omg that’s like so sad ugeeeee
Riley: ya Hudson/Skinny link is a charm

by ILOVEBOYSHE July 4, 2021