dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

Dirty Jacob

Sticking your tongue down the throat of a girl, whilst her ex is 2 metres away

You pulled a dirty Jacob last night and then ran off with her

by King82 June 19, 2020

dirty ricky

A dirty Ricky is when you fuck your best friends sister or brother on a regular basis and your best friend never figures it out.

She's been my dirty ricky for 5 years.

by Ricky75265 October 4, 2013

Dirty Fergie

Is when you crap in a toilet that has yet to be installed or is just being stored.

After my brother poured a coke on my head at my nephews 1st bithday party,I went into his garage and left a dirty fergie in his future throne.

by Uncle Mongoose September 12, 2005

Dirty Parker

is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock

Im go do a Dirty Parker

by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

Dirty Irwin

when someone who you may or may not know, takes a dump in your toilet, not using any toilet paper; does not flush, and proceeds to leave the premises.

"Dude! that chick just totally pulled a dirty Irwin and left!"

"Dude she just shit in your toilet without using tp and peaced!?"
"Yeah dude she does that all the time it's a dirty irwin"

by disty 67 September 29, 2012

the Dirty Malnove

When you stuff your balls into a girls ass then proceed to masturbate onto their back.

Monty gave Shan the Dirty Malnove at work.

by Manglove January 24, 2011