Shwoop

when a guy is a too chicken to actually ask you out so he slides in there and takes the role of boyfriend

Shwooped is like sliding in your DMs..but in reality.

by Gangsterp March 6, 2018

Shwoop

A person, place or thing whom consumes a concerning amount of lollipops and cuntcakes and has been awake since 'Nam due to their hobby of injecting methamphetamines.

Yo ya fuckin shwoop, are you alive?

by Whosyourtaddei January 27, 2020

Scoop Dog

The New Fuhrer Of Ingenistan

Hey did you hear that 'Scoop Dog' Is now the Fuhrer of ingenistan?

by Pjing June 19, 2021

scoop-n-score

Where u fumbled the bag wit a girl and then someone else starts talking to that girl.

Dirk: Yeah bro I was talking to this girl and I fumbled, and now Ricardo is talking to her.

Chogan: Yeah Ricardo scored a scoop-n-score.

by Dick Gradyson January 6, 2023

strawberry double scoop

The exposed portion of one's testicles when the scrotum is grasped and raised above the penis, like an ice cream cone.

Ben always shows off his strawberry double scoop at work. Asshole!

by magnumbro January 26, 2010

Finna shwump and finna scwoop

When your friend be looking like a whole-ass snack and you wanna hit it and quit it but then you realize you're in love with them.

Damn dude....Sean got me wanting to finna shwump and finna scwoop his ass <3

by Mia_Mae_420 July 12, 2019

scoop

the legendary leader (along with wedge) of teh ancient clan Clamdigger

omg, scoop just came down and headshoted me

by annonamous April 14, 2003