The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022

taylor swift

TAYLOR SWIFT. MUSIC INDUSTRY♡︎ inlove with her music. ALSO THE WAY THAT SHE RELEASED WILDEST DREAMS TAYLOR VERSION WAS SO RANDOM I LOVE ITT SHES ADORABLE.

person : OH HEY I LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT. DO YOU?
me : MARRY ME. I ADORE TAYLOR.

by andyrealgf September 20, 2021

Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Swift is the best!

by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022

Taylor Swift

A bad music artist

I hate Taylor Swift

by OfficialWhiteHouse April 13, 2024

Swift-fit

Unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. Can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. Often confused with passion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.

Wow! Didn't see that coming, that guy had a total Swift-fit!

by cowboy wordsmith December 6, 2017

Swifted

To have a public event completely blown up or overshadowed due to the presence of Taylor Swift and her devoted Swifties.

Even though the Broncos have a bad record, looks like tonight’s game will be Swifted if Kelci plays.

Ticketmaster was totes Swifted cuz … Eras. (See Swiftie speak)

by Winona Nelson October 12, 2023

Trailor Swift

A trailor trash version of Taylor Swift.

She’s pathetic. What a Trailor Swift.

She’s a wannabe Trailor Swift

Trash Trailor Swift

by LingDanc803 November 22, 2023