speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

Speed Limit

A little white sign that scares the living daylights out of most drivers, causing them to clog up the fast lane and make me late for work.

"I'm trying to pass these slow drivers so I can get to work on time, but this guy is going the Speed Limit in the fast lane. Get over on the right you cornhole!"

by likeasumBOdee December 18, 2012

speed limit 18

an up-and-coming indie pop band with a lot of potential and a lot of passion

Speed Limit 18 is the best! I love Speed Limit 18!

by Oliver Sachs May 28, 2020

Human Speed Bump

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.

The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.

by slice60 February 22, 2008

SCAPA Speech Team

The SCAPA Speech Team, based in Lexington, Kentucky, is a small group of dramatically-inclined students in the 6th-8th grade, who have been the KHSSL state tournament champions for the past 14 consecutive years. Led by fearless leaders Beth Randolph, Katie Donoghue, Karen Stayton, Debbi Dean, and many others over its long and successful history, the speech team is prone to late-night practices, inside jokes, hilarious improvisation, grueling stop-and-start sessions, pieces that make you laugh, and pieces that make you cry. The speech team is like one big happy family, and they owe all of their success to their wonderful and supporting coaches, parents, and other members. Penguins for life!

"Did you hear that the SCAPA Speech Team won the championship again?"
"Yes, this is their fourteenth year! I wonder if they have lives, with all that time they practice?"
"No, they don't." :)

by ockermanmiddle April 24, 2011

Friendship Speech

What Tea Gardner routinely gives in Yu-Gi-Oh!.

"I surrender. My breasts can't withstand another Friendship Speech."- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

by Lady Alzers August 1, 2011

speedfire

The most annoying person in the world/major hipocrit

I hope im never called a speedfire

by GUESS! March 21, 2005