million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

by duh-man June 11, 2006

applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010

Mushroom stamp

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.

I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

vag stamp

When a female thrusts her vagina onto somone with force. Usually in attempt to leave a mark. Female equivalent of a mushroom stamp.

Guy 1: Ah. This girl totally smacked me with her vagina last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man! She vag stamped you!
Guy 1: fuck.

by Dinglealltheqay April 19, 2014

Ass Stamp

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes

Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.

by savuren January 20, 2021

tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017

Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover

Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023