Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."
by blackfeet09 August 02, 2010
I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.
by immadieanyway November 25, 2021
The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis
Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022
The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?
Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat
Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat
Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
by TheRealBootylicious December 03, 2023
When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap September 29, 2015
When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
by Sailor Sada July 09, 2021