million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

by duh-man June 11, 2006

Ass Stamp

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes

Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.

by savuren January 20, 2021

Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover

Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

Mushroom stamp

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.

I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010

vag stamp

When a female thrusts her vagina onto somone with force. Usually in attempt to leave a mark. Female equivalent of a mushroom stamp.

Guy 1: Ah. This girl totally smacked me with her vagina last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man! She vag stamped you!
Guy 1: fuck.

by Dinglealltheqay April 19, 2014

dude stamps

"Dude Stamps" is a play on the term "Food Stamps". It represents women who go on single dates for free drinks, dinner and the leftovers the day after etc... The ability to sustain a lifestyle with random males footing the bill of numerous things to gain the female in questions favor. The best analogy would be "boyfriend welfare".

I totally used dude stamps to get my oil changed for free today.

by scary2004 January 26, 2016