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flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010
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Squid

A term used to describe ;

a. noun. A person who looks ugly and has no intelligence and acts ignorant, thus making them animal-ish like a squid.

b. adjective. Ugly

c. verb. a taunt to randomly make people angry.
Random ass kid walking down the hallway at school
Some other kid : "HEY YOU DAMN SQUID!"
Random ass kid walks off in embarassment
by grandest of autismo September 24, 2018
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[squid]

"Man I had mexican lastnight, now my squid feels likes it's on fire"
by Sarraaii October 9, 2008
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squid

A term used in the Navy to identify a sailor
by Fat Freddie Freak May 19, 2018
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dropping squids

Male Ejaculation produce - because of the similarity to a slimy/sticky tentacled creature.
1: What you been doing in isolation? 2: Not much....just xbox and dropping squids... masturbation
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
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Squid acronym

A definition for a stupid motorcyclist

Squid acronym
by Snaglpuss February 1, 2023
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Squid muncher

An insult to use against someone that fucks absolute mutts and slugs, And or doesn't rip nose beers AKA nose candy
That kid is such a fucking squid muncher fuck that kid
by Squidymiggidy June 7, 2023
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