Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 6, 2017

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

people attending some bands that goes super hyper like they want to go in front of the stage and they do some groovy moves in public
by WHATTHEFOXSAY October 14, 2017

by Freyjawired May 18, 2023

by David from Cumming February 26, 2024

Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016

aka
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.
A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.
A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".
A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?
by pondababa September 2, 2016
