I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.
by Wormald August 5, 2016

A term coined on the AMC show "Better Call Saul", describing a particular fetish involving one's ass sloshing around in a pie. May also be used as a derogatory term toward an unpleasant person.
1. I know it seems like an unusual fetish, but Matt has a huge collection of videos depicting men performing squat cobblers.
2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
by bouchole September 3, 2016

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.
by Dongnugget December 24, 2020

by astrotom September 18, 2022

squat
noun
A small group of females with a common goal typically of bad intent.
"That squat is going to go get drunk and whore around"
synonyms: group, gang, band, body, crew, team, mob, crowd, outfit, force
"Those s"
synonyms: detachment, detail, platoon, battery, troop, patrol, squadron, cadre, commando
noun
A small group of females with a common goal typically of bad intent.
"That squat is going to go get drunk and whore around"
synonyms: group, gang, band, body, crew, team, mob, crowd, outfit, force
"Those s"
synonyms: detachment, detail, platoon, battery, troop, patrol, squadron, cadre, commando
by REOCON July 17, 2019

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.
by toiletjocky August 30, 2016
