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Sprangs

A word to describe someone who has confidence or high self-esteem and doesn't use it to put others down. (An attribute possessed by someone who is generally popular or has a large platform/following)
He's got some real sprangs.
by Jade Uzumaki May 26, 2024
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Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
by anonymous June 28, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.
Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith
by Foreigner lover 299 February 12, 2025
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Spanish

I know you're bored if you're searching this but trust me just download duolingo and learn your Spanish!
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 1, 2025
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spanish exam

what i have tomorrow
yeah i have spanish exam tmrw.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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Spanish manacles

“Spanish manacles” are plates of food that are so very delicious, you just don’t want to get up from the table. You’re so unwilling to stop eating the food, that it’s as if you’re chained to the table in manacles (handcuffs).
The appetizers at that new restaurant are Spanish manacles for sure!
by Professor Paradise April 9, 2025
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