Spaghetti

It's my favourite word. why say noodle when you can say spaghetti?

im british btw not italian i just really like the word spaghetti =>

i like spaghetti carbonara.

by Gliittzer August 6, 2021

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Spaghetti Knees

When your legs give out. Usually caused by an extremely attractive person passing by.

"Yo when she walked by it about gave me Spaghetti Knees."

by GorillaKnees October 8, 2021

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

Spaghetti

The weird uncle who always invites himself to family reunions.

Hey, who the diggity dang invited Spaghetti? Huh? WHO COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL OFFENSE?

by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021

Spaghetti Ass

When a hairy ass and has chunks of feces from failure of wiping after bowel ejection.

“Yo homie you let your girl eat your ass?”
“What bro nah”

“Why bro it just feels soooo gud”

“My girl caught me lackin with Speghetti Ass”

“Awe shi bro no wonder, just clean it and bleach it, make that hoe shiny, she’ll 100% forget about your Spaghetti Ass”
“You know bro thats a perfect idea. Without hair there for a bit i wont even have the chance for Spaghetti Ass!”

by Nuggievicious June 20, 2022

Ravioli Spaghetti

The act of sticking your penis inside the foreskin of another party and pulling on it like a Chinese fingertrap. Whoever pulls out of this lock loses the game.

"You know in Baltimore the police love to play Ravioli Spaghetti with the homeless!"

by fuckmaster420 December 4, 2022