Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.

I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.

by hjjcnk September 13, 2021

secret spaghetti

The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.

Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti

Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet

Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it

by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019

hot spaghetti

A mf fag

"Spicy ramen is an example of hot spaghetti"

by ZekeIsYes December 28, 2020

spaghetti Ethernet cord

Poor internet quality; especially on Nintendo Switch Online.

“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Spaghetti merchant

jorginho and donnarumma

jorginho is a spaghetti merchant

by jorginho despiser August 12, 2023

spaghetti yeti

An older male with a profusely aged bush having sexual intercorse with a young, menstruating female.

Did you get lucky after the club?
Yeuh, she wanted a spaghetti yeti.

by SlowMoGizMo February 3, 2020

Spaghetti

A word used to describe straight girls who are “straight till wet.”

There’s a lot of spaghetti in here.

by AlphaGay July 12, 2021