bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******

I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes

by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022

Leg someone up

Midland UK term to trip someone up by sticking your foot out.

Watch where you're sticking you're feet out or you'll leg me up.
If you sprawl around the tain aisle you'll probably leg someone up.

by Seabright February 26, 2023

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 3, 2023

Onix Someone

To assault or violate someone

Bro I'm going to Onix Someone.

by Joe Swasbuck June 24, 2023

Leading someone on

Euleina Wright, or 'leina'

"yeah she's leading someone on"
"Oh, pulling a Leina, eh? Poor guy"

by beepveeppeep July 27, 2023

push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.

A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Rewarding someone for something inherent

Oh? Is that what causes it? Because Simon Baron-Cohen said it was abuse and neglect. And his field of expertise is personality disorders and YOUR is... What? Alcoholism? Substance abuse? You're a REAL expert in that aren't you?

Hym "Rewarding someone for something inherent like selecting for fat cock? Nonono not that. Just the 'Lucifarian intellect.' Which literally translates to 'You're more intelligent than me but you won't adopt the axioms of my belief system, therefore, you are bad.' This is just more of you using your degree to MAKE SHIT UP so the you can push the message you want to push. Which is lying. You're lying."

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023