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Smarterchild

A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.
Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.
by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008
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street smart

Knows how to live on the streets. Can function on streets.
He might not be acadimiclly smart, but he sure is street smart.
by Sam March 25, 2005
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Smarterchild

The robot that is great to talk shit to on MSN
me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.

me says (4:25 PM):
do u?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.

me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
by fredrick homo January 25, 2009
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smarterchild

A bot from MSN and AIM that doesn't make sense
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

me:
i dont understand you either

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.
by smarterchildpssh November 6, 2008
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smartass

a person that thinks they are really smart with cometes to everything
smartass maddi
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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smart

by jghdfsyuvgfuygf December 20, 2017
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smart alleck

a smart alleck is someone who is rlly annoying and tries to be smart by giving obvious answers
Person 1: im bored
Smart Aleck: why don't you do something then?
person 1: stop being a smart alleck
by IAN Y'ALL March 20, 2018
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