Jay smart

this man has the biggest dick you will ever see hide yo wife hide yo daugerter cuz he will pull all them bitchs

omg its jay smart hide yo wife

by dwanyan April 26, 2022

Dead smart

When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*

Me: boys she’s dead smart

You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart

by Dead smart March 22, 2020

You a smart

If you are a smart

In might get a job but I'm nervous

"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus

by Nothingherern September 23, 2020

Money Smart

A stupid fucking lyric to a song that Jay Easy made or whatever, it was fucking viral once

Man1: *Destroying sign in mall*
Jay Ez: Whoa man what are you doing?
Man1: JayEz ain't drop yet bruh
Jay Ez: Don't worry! Megaman is coming out January 7th!
Jay Ez: *Breaks into a run*
Jay Ez: I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent. Call me Mr. Rock festival I got hella bands, she gon make me slide with my dog like I'm MegaMan
Me: What the fuck is this shit

by Green Fugg Ninja January 1, 2025

Smart

Not fucking owen, he is dumb

that guys not smart because he is Owen

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017

Smart Ass

Gympie Gympie / Dendrocnide moroides

Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.

"whatch out for that smart ass over there it realy stings"

by Kid with assburgars September 19, 2023