someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow
the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98
by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

When you say you’re smart in a previous year but happen to get grade 1 in every subject and don’t answer all questions
by Charcoal/Bean November 10, 2018

by Sebastian Jesus Moreno February 12, 2020

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

all the education, business savvy, know how and skills that the person outside outside of the official education system and outside the family setting.
boy one: who do you think Donald Trump is more likely to hire at the end his show The Apprentice, is it someone who is school-smart and possibly Ivy League educated, or someone who has more street-smarts?
boy two: dunno. we'll have to watch until of this season of The Apprentice and find out.
boy two: dunno. we'll have to watch until of this season of The Apprentice and find out.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

by Handling business September 14, 2020
