A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
Get the Skinny White Woman syndromemug. by McFatBelly July 23, 2018
Get the skinny fetusmug. An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.
"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"
by OzieIslip December 16, 2021
Get the Skinny Pizzamug. by mgrov13 November 19, 2020
Get the skinny drink of watermug. A turd that is extremely small in diameter (maybe 2-5 cm at most).
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber
Savannah took a skinny shit in Derek's mouth after eating three 10-piece nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's the night prior.
by DontDiscussMyMenstruationPlz January 4, 2022
Get the skinny shitmug. by turkish barber July 19, 2023
Get the skinny on my tanmug. by turkish barber July 19, 2023
Get the skinny on my tanmug.