HORNY WIFE: Right hubby, I'm off to bed to watch my Magic Mike DVD and to have a quick kit-kat shuffle.
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville
by Lolly Lukas June 09, 2018
Often the the first date of two rednecks, when you knock on the door of the girl in the trailer next to yours but the only baby sitter she has is the TV so you take her out the the rusty car on cinder blocks in front of your trailer that you swear some day will be running again and rail her hard enough to knock the car off its cinder blocks.
by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010
THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS
I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 09, 2010
by Charlie Bellow April 22, 2006
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You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.
by Acehalo2 April 30, 2010
Is a word to describe grabbing the nearest person to you at the end of a night out when you have not got with anyone decent with the idea of having sex with them
Dude its nearly closing time the dj has just put on dont stop believing you better get a four o'clock shuffle quick!
by Crennaldo July 18, 2009