Shittsing

An action implying having a strong and noisy diahrrea that almost hears like someone singing.

"uggh I'm gonna brown.."
"what?"
"I'M SHITTSING??!"

by Lukaskin June 13, 2022

nad sitting

v. plopping down directly onto testes.

When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!

by eusadnama November 27, 2013

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014

crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.

To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.

by Riled October 6, 2015

one sitting

Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period

I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting

by She Loves Sarcasm December 6, 2017

Jell-O shotting

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.

I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.

by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

sitting on pete's couch

the act of smoking marijuana

Dude, what happened today?

Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.

Whoa. You must be wasted.

Do you have any Twinkies?

by beefylinks September 26, 2006