shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.

Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Shifting a civic

Shitting your pants

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.

by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023

Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped

Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.

by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024

Spirting

The most muscular and undefeated Bedwars player of the land. Also know as "The ohio sigma" has the most rizz in the Minecraft region.

Call me spirting the was I have so much charisma

by Don Hector Salamanca May 3, 2024

Shitting in the Dark

V.- 1.The act of playing a video game without knowing what you are doing.

2. The act of being Arin Hanson (Gamegrump) while playing a game.

1.was really shitting in the dark while trying to play Cult of the Lamb.

2. I watched Arin play Cult of the Lamb on Gamegrumps and he was really shitting in the dark, as usual.

by Buddyzilla May 9, 2024

shitting

you shit what am I supposed to say?

I am shitting

by nooooooo!!! May 23, 2024