Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.

SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" May 15, 2008

Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

by Bollocks March 4, 2005

Oof Stick

Oof Stick is a word that you can say instead of a dead person. It is another word for a dead person because 'oof' means die/dead and 'stick' because the person has rigor mortis and if stiff like a stick.

That drunk dude just drove his car into a tree and now he's an oof stick.

by Dawn Lloyd March 19, 2023

pickle on a stick

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.

"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"

by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017

Russian stick

A Russian/Soviet weapon like: AK 47, PP-2000 or P-96 etc.

X: Dude i bought a new Russian stick from that guy behind the corner

Y: Damn that's a nice OTs. wanna test it out?
X: Hell yeah

by Sovietboy666 May 25, 2021

The Mozzarella Stick

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.

Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.

by Tremor41 January 26, 2015

slimy stick

When you cum with your penis facing straight up and cover it with cum and rub it on your pet animal.

Joe - "Wanna come over?"
John - "Sorry i need to slimy stick my cat"

by lil tristxn maj April 3, 2019