star treck door

The door thats opened when you ask a dork about their obsession. Normally followed by said dork's insistant need to explain their obsession to you.

dude 1 to dork: "What is the difference between anime and cartoons??"

dude 2 to dude 1: "pfft!! good job opening the star treck door, now he will never shut up."

by i wish i was homeschooled August 17, 2009

star wars: the force awakens

Star wars: the force awakens is a movie that is no longer considered canon for its garbage story line and is widely regarded as a disappointment to everyone.

Teacher: "What's one thing you can name that is absolute garbage"
Student: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens

by stretchedskeppy October 19, 2020

Star Fucked

The highest level of "fucked" that is physically attainable. The only prescription is a swan dive into cascadilla gorge.

Neil: I am completely star fucked for my chemical ecology exam tomorrow!!!

Brian: Damn...you're star fucked.

by supafly2 March 12, 2009

Star Wars Galaxies

A game that was designed around luring the majority of the Star Wars fanboys into paying $50 initially and then $15 per month in the very small hope that they could one day become a "jedi" in-game. Unfortunately, the process to become a jedi involves 50,000+ hours in the game and as such is impossible for anyone other than a loser sitting in his parents basement playing 15 hours per day.

I tried to pay rent this month but instead of working I was trying to get that next holocron so I could advance toward being a jedi in Star Wars Galaxies.

by GrandCow January 29, 2004

Star Wars

All the actors were not that good this is who should have played in that movie.
Darth Vader-Snoop Dogg
Luke Skywalker-Arnold Swatzernegger
r2-d2-Wee-Man
c3po-Andy Dick
Boba Fett: Jean Claud-vann damm (He instead of fighting luke skywalker steals jabbas crack stash)
Princess Leia: Jenna Jameson
Han Solo: Vin diesal
Lando: DMX

Star wars is no longer geeky

by Fusion September 22, 2003

star fucking hipsters

Hipsters who like to get high on hard drugs and "fuck with the stars".

"I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars." - Time to Pretend by MGMT

Man, those star fucking hipsters really know how to party!

by Edward Loller August 5, 2010

Star trek skizer

A chick (girl) who will sleep with any man or alien for a upper lever position on The Star Trek Enterprise.

yo man Nyota Uhura played by Zoe Saldana in the new Star Track movie is a star trek skizer.

by Fsmith08 May 11, 2009