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Blue stocking

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
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fackin smackin hat batch

A perfect girl 10 out of 10. aka FSHB
instead of fuckin smoking hot bitch the a's substitute for i's. theres a name for every type from 1-10. 7-10 is batch range. 5-6 botch range. 1-4 butch range.
Man that blondes with big tits is a FACKIN SMACKIN HAT BATCH!!!
by CHOWS July 1, 2007
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Haitian Stacking

When multiple things such as boxes, shelves, books, cases, etc are stacked in a manner that is perfectly fine as long as there are no sudden vibrations or jolts. Similar to real life Haitian houses built in precarious locations.
Person 1: "Those moving boxes have Haitian stacking"
Person 2: "Well just like Haitian houses, they're fine enough unless there's an earthquake."
by AnotherpersonnamedMike January 16, 2010
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Slacking

You out here with no burner, you slacking
by RayWallace January 23, 2020
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Stacking

When one wanders into a neighbors yard during the festive holiday season, rips their decorative lighted reindeer out of the ground, and mounts them in such a manner that it looks like Rudolph is getting ass-rammed by Dasher.
DUDE, THOSE PEOPLE TURNED THEIR LIGHTS ON WHEN THEY SAW US STACKING OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOW AND CALLED THE COPS!!
by Slash12 July 1, 2008
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Gang Stalking

A bunch of bullshit. Voice to skull technology+frequencies received by the ears that depress you and make you anxious+body manipulation+the worst performance you'll ever see. A nonsensical retard fest. It's not anyone in your community. It's not anyone you know. It's the government. It's MK-Ultra Part 2. Ignore them and mock them, and they'll eventually fuck off.
by theantichrist July 1, 2010
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smacking the pony

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."
by abstract_J May 31, 2009
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