snow day

After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.

I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.

by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017

Yellow snow

It’s when you pee in the snow

I said to my friend hey do you want some yellow snow it’s a lemon flavored snow cone.

by Fishnuggets66 December 9, 2020

mattress of snow

the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.

This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.

Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?

Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield

by J-Bob 92 January 12, 2011

drone snow

A group of baddies, particularly white in nature.

“Rizz king gotta go for that drone snow”

by ModernPhilosopher November 7, 2022

snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 10, 2015

Snow Day

That day everyone hopes for during the winter.

People in Florida: "Damn, I wish it snowed here!"
People in Ohio: "All this snow, and we don't even get a snow day. wtf"

by zachn101 March 25, 2016

lady snow

A synonym for cocaine.

"That was a great lady snow party" - Charlie Sheen

by MrMacintosh February 21, 2011