Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.
That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 19, 2017
Get the Toilet bowl shufflemug. HORNY WIFE: Right hubby, I'm off to bed to watch my Magic Mike DVD and to have a quick kit-kat shuffle.
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville
by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018
Get the Kit-Kat Shufflemug. THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS
I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010
Get the BROWN FINGER SHUFFLEmug. by Charlie Bellow May 3, 2006
Get the Five finger shufflemug. 
Is a word to describe grabbing the nearest person to you at the end of a night out when you have not got with anyone decent with the idea of having sex with them
Dude its nearly closing time the dj has just put on dont stop believing you better get a four o'clock shuffle quick!
by Crennaldo July 18, 2009
Get the Four O'Clock Shufflemug. You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.
by Acehalo2 April 30, 2010
Get the Stop Light Shufflemug.