short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"

"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"

by Cassar November 17, 2006

Stick Shift

V. When you receive a terrible hand job.

That dumb bitch was stick shifting me last night. It must have been her first time.

by DocHANDY September 5, 2012

shift

Sometimes used in impersonating a n00b.

<n00b>OMG LYK I WAS WLKIN AT DA DNER YESTRDAY AN I WAS LYK OMGWTF WAT DA HELL IS DAT BBQ DOIN IN MY HOLE?
<n00blet>4nd h3 w45 l1k3 wtf wh47 1n 7h3 w0r1d 15 d4t???
<impersonator>OMG LYK DAT IS SO KOOL!!!!shiftshift11shift shiftshift shift1111

by T3h m00f1n4t0r September 4, 2008

Shift

Often used to describe a canine defication. The terms origins are disputed: some say that the term was first used in Poole, Dorset; the opposing camp claim Welsh ownership, particularly in the Cardiff area. Shifting is often quantified by both length and number of results Shifting is often associated with profuse gas emissions. These have been called "pre-shifting bodily excercises."

"Alfie needs to go out for a shift."
"That dog can certainly shift, he's laid out 18 inches over three shifts today already"

by jz32300 March 18, 2015

paradigm shift

A moment of overcoming your own extreme sexual urge to weightlift for a period of time and then returning to the previous order of sanity.

Hold on carrey I'm going through a paradigm shift again looks like i'm done with the medicine ball. Jon went back to the bench again looks like a paradigm shift.

by Simplebeast January 22, 2014

Shiffy

An amazing, yet clever combination of the phrase "shit face." Although still mean, it provides for a less obvious or explicit way of making fun of someone who you may not like.

"Oh, here comes Jillian. Look at her face: it's ugly and mean looking and her face looks like she's going to take a shit whenever she looks our way. She's a regular shiffy."

or

"Oh, here comes Shiffy!"

by Ballerrrrrr September 4, 2007

shiffer

another would for a shitter.

1.ah look at the woman walking funny, she blatently has taken a fair one up the shiffer

2.my god im gonna put it in her shiffer

by rynard November 22, 2009