shitter

n. (colloquialism, slang) toilet
n. (proper) A social media platform designed for those with an IQ of 70, and which confines broadcasts to 140 characters. Erroneously known as "Twitter".

"Where's John?"
"Just gone to the shitter."

"HEY DO YOU USE TWITTER?????"
"You mean, Shitter, right?"

by Anti Twitter June 12, 2017

Shitter studies

The act of researching online by google or podcasts while sitting on the toilet taking a dump!

The anti -vaxxer got a PhD in shitter studies.

by Catahoula owner March 28, 2025

Shitter

Another word for toilet 🚽

I felt constipated while I took a dump on the shitter…

by Randomshit_69 August 5, 2022

Resident Shitter

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.

Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.

by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014

shoe shitter

Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.

Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.

by Poopy McPoopy Pants August 30, 2019

Shitter Spitter

Another name for the asshole

Wow!Look at her shitter spitter!

by King Spitter December 22, 2023

Shitter

A player, usually in Fortnite, who chokes edits, build, positioning. This usually puts them on low levels in tournaments as they shit the bed.

Masa: "Damn, Arya is such a shitter, he couldn't even place in Top 1000 in the last EU Cash Cup"
Arya: "Yeah, vouch"

by CrackedDed September 16, 2020