Ron (noun): A person in a group chat who constantly engages in illogical arguments, takes jokes too seriously (or completely misses them), speaks in incoherent sentences, and generally contributes to the conversation in an irritating or nonsensical manner. Often leaves others questioning their own patience and the limits of human reasoning.
He is being a Ron
by Roy&Alain December 3, 2024
Get the Ronmug. A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. by mommyrors04 March 20, 2022
Get the ron weasleymug. n. Although often gaining the best of marks, will never quite feel at ease around peers due to one's desire to impress. The pressure of feeling insufficient because of their subordinate past, it often leads to orbital type behaviour when their OODA loop is fragged; much like that of a jumbo jet in a holding pattern over Heathrow.
by Jagu-warr October 19, 2015
Get the Little Ronmug. ron weasel is a weasel that xenia randomly like but laura hates it and ron weasel looks like a squirell i was here ehuehuehuehueheuehue
by lulubunnies January 19, 2021
Get the ron weaselmug. 
verb (rons, ronning, ron'd)
to senselessly knock one player off course with no regard for your own well being, traditionally occurring in a game of golf with your friends, yes your friends in particular
"It's ball to ball contact." -Ron 2k18
to senselessly knock one player off course with no regard for your own well being, traditionally occurring in a game of golf with your friends, yes your friends in particular
"It's ball to ball contact." -Ron 2k18
by SkaHero March 13, 2018
Get the Ronmug.