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hobby rocket

A joint rolled with about point two grams of weed and half a paper, usually with a filter and roach clip. Unlike a fullsize doob you probably won't go to space after you blast this tiny joint. However while a hobby rocket can't get you to space you can still get pretty high.

Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."

When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."
If you don't have the budget for NASA sized rocket joints just light a hobby rocket and you can still get pretty high man.

Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.

I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.
by passsomegrass April 5, 2011
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Willy rocket

A willy rocket is when a sparkler is inserted into the tip of the penis and then anal sex is performed with a girl. After intercourse, the sparkler should be lit in celebration.
Man, I willy rocketed her good!
by TeddyBoyz May 28, 2008
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rocket jaw

Kissing a girl after she has performed fallatio on another man.
Jon: Did I see you making out with Stephanie?
Brad: Yes
Jon: You know she blew me on the beach right before that?
Brad: Fuck!
Jon: You got rocket jawed!
by triplet320 January 2, 2009
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penis rocket

When a male ejaculates so vigorously you can count the number of seconds the cum stays in the air before hitting a surface giving it the appearance of a rocket.
"How was giving Dave a handjob?" "It was extrodinary! he managed to accomplish a penis rocket!"
by Helmbros June 3, 2014
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Red rocket

A name for a male dog's penis when it becomes erect; defined by the color of a dog's erect penis.
That dog has a red rocket and ready to mate!
by Steampowerengine October 29, 2021
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Cum Rocket

The fallout after giving a “mayonnaise booger”. Similar to a snot rocket, but consists of very dense semen.
That asshole thought he was funny by giving me a mayonnaise booger, so I blew a cum rocket back in his face.
by 69CockGobbler69 June 29, 2018
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Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"
by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015
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