Robert Zemla

This is the type of guy that hates simps and/or women. Roberts hold strong political views and take videogames a bit too seriously. Roberts are often into an activity known as "edging," a very shameful action that involves the male genitals. Often of Caucasian origin.

"you really just pulled a Robert Zemla"
"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
"Robert moment"

by v njdkzHvbsd fgjk;/wg January 17, 2021

Robert Vlad

a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.

Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."

by ball licker 5000 January 17, 2022

robert half

A jerk.

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.

by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019

Robert Blakeburn

The best dragon alive

Guy 1 : why is my house on fire.
Guy 2 : Robert Blakeburn was in there.

by CheeseCakeLord August 7, 2018

Robert Doggart

from the eponymous shitty racist with a failed terrorism plot, meaning pathetic or worthless.

Jeff left his wife and new born baby, what a Robert Doggart.

by thecourtofpublicopinion February 18, 2017

Robert Zujan

An Irish tiktoker from Latvia who is scared to go to Longitude.

Robert Zujan: I'm a little bit like nervous about Longtitude like my friends are saying "buy the ticket buy the ticket", I'm not going
Thomas Arnold: You're not?
Robert Zujan: I don't wanna go
Thomas Arnold: Aw fuck off Rob the lineups sick man don't be a pussy
Robert Zujan: Everyone in the house is like "yeah I'm going" you are insane

by celtnash April 5, 2021

Robert Deason

A teacher who works at TPAA who's last year at the school was the 2021-22 school year.
He was a STEM/IED teacher who primarily worked with the 9th grade.
Said by many to be a complex teacher.

Gives assignments pretty much every single day. And can be very strict when it comes to wearing hats, hoods, beanies, etc, also HATES talking.
Loves Chili, Dartmouth, CAD, Rocks, etc.

Student 1 and 2: "chit chat chit chat"
Class: *goes silent except the students talking while Deason stares them down*
Robert Deason: STOP TALKING!
Student 1 and 2: JESUS!
Student 3: whispers "That's Deason for ya!"

by Cincinnatiheaven February 20, 2022