The patron saint of brides-to-be. The bridal consultant at Kleinfelds that they bring in when a bride is having doubts
by veronicalodge November 11, 2019
Kid 1: Wow, you are the biggest hot I’ve ever seen.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.
by gmwftekry September 23, 2019
by randy_joey123 December 11, 2023
by Fuzionwave March 22, 2020
A doofus
by Jpceltics5 November 01, 2017
Randy- proper noun- an entitled male with a laid back, nerdy charm capable of hypnotizing women into a total mindfuck. He will not commit to one woman- he prefers to recycle them. He feels no shame in his game. Randys are amazing lovers and dangerous, unassuming soul-sucking vampires.
"Your boyfriend is a total Randy."
"He's not a Randy! It only happened 5 times and he promised he'd never cheat again. And no, he hasn't called me in days but he's a sweetheart. He wants to marry me!"
"He's not a Randy! It only happened 5 times and he promised he'd never cheat again. And no, he hasn't called me in days but he's a sweetheart. He wants to marry me!"
by #randy September 20, 2022
The word ‘randy’ means perfection. A kind of person who is willing to do everything for the people he love. Willing to sacrifice his own happiness for the sake of other people. Generous and kind.
by words and chasm and paradise November 24, 2021