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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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Randy

by Barry mike cocener June 18, 2022
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Randy

A scheming and selfish person having low character and little integrity. Occasionally cancels plans on you or acts like an overall jerk.
That motherf***** Randy, everytime he gets six beers in him he gets pissed off and leaves us. Tell me about it, I’m getting fuc**** tired walking home from work everyday.
by TTSFF July 31, 2019
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Randy

In New Zealand slang, Randy means random
Person: I feel like some pumpkin right now
Me: Wtf, that’s randy as
by INCOGNITO UNNAMED MYSERY February 1, 2019
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Randy Young

Laura's pump and dump man. Young, Hung and full of Cum!
hey Laura, are you gonna let randy young stroke and poke for a troche?
by Anonymous1082865 December 24, 2024
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Randy

Randy is the always the best fighter in his area and is a gym bro. He never gives up on peopls and always likes when you give him creatine.
We already know your a Randy, Josh
by Urmumismymum November 24, 2021
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